What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:04
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
Microsoft’s Free New Windows Upgrade: How It Works And How To Get It - Forbes
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Rick Pitino 'Feels Bad' For Tom Thibodeau After Knicks Firing - Sports Illustrated
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Popular home goods retailer files for bankruptcy, plans to close 26 stores initially - 10TV
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Don’t Miss This Rare Chance to See the Milky Way’s Glowing Core - SciTechDaily
Octopussy
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
Dr No
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Galaxy Watch 8 series leak shows Samsung’s upcoming wearables from every angle - 9to5Google